Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Deposit Blues - AGAIN!

I know I write about letting agencies and landlords A LOT. This is because they are the lowest form of scum living on this planet.

Our latest agency has not returned our deposit after two months, nor are they taking our calls. We get told we'll be called back, that Twatface* is in a meeting, that she's on the phone, that she's left. She even pretends to be someone else when she answers the phone.

Twatface: Hello, Crap Letting Agency, how may I help?
Me: Hello, may I speak with Twatface please?
TF: I’m afraid she’s not here.
Me: Well I’ve been trying to get hold of Twatface all day.
TF: I’m sorry, it’s been really really hectic here all day. And Twatface is in a meeting tomorrow.
Me: What, all day?
TF: No, of COURSE not.
Me: Well I’d appreciate a callback as soon as she gets out of her meeting.
TF: I’ll pass on the message.
Me: Just to let you know, we will be calling until we speak to her tomorrow.
TF: Ok, thanks, bye.


*Not her real name

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