A typical scene in our lounge version 2

"Maria, we've planted some carrots in the garden."
"eh?"
"Yeah, we thought it'll probably be cheaper to grow our own. You know, if we have a carrot tree. It's your turn to water it, FYI"
"What, we growing our own carrots?"
"Yep."
"And I have to water them?"
"Well, tomorrow. It's your turn."
"Ae you sure you can grow carrot trees?"
"Yeah, definitely."
"Oh, okay. Well, I'll water them later."

"I think we should all go to bed."
"Why?"
"I don't know, we just should."
"Well, I'm going to bed in a bit."
"Oh okay, well can I borrow your macbook then?"
"Sorry babe. I'm watching Prison Break on it."
"Are you actually?"
"Yes, I am.."
"But are you actually?"
"Yes. Anyway, even if I wasn't, it's still mine."
"well, that's your ideology."
"What?"
"It's your ideology that your macbook is yours to use."
"but it is mine to use. It's mine."
"It's your ideology."
"You're an ideology."
"No, I can't be an ideology. That's stupid."
"Shut up. I'm going to bed."
"So are you using your macbook then?"
"Yes. And if I wasn't, it's still mine to use and I only lend it to you because I'm kind."
"Yeah, that's your ideology."
"Oh, fuck off."

"I'm really worried about my dissertation."
"You're always worried about your dissertation, Mags.."
"But I don't feel like I've DONE anything yet."
"You've written 2500 words."
"Yes, but I haven't DONE anything today."
"Well, you have."
"But I haven't. I've just sat in the library with foreign students who TALK in the silent study section."
"But you've read stuff."
"Well yeah, I SUPPOSE. We really need to pay these bills." (This is said every week, it's never happened yet.)