Reasons not to leave your MySpace Account open

My housemate left her MySpace account open the other day, so we had some fun meddling with her blogs!

Dixie

"Musseltof! I'm worried about Dixie I think my mum (her name's Marie) is trying to fatten her up so she can hold a big jewish party and feed her to the guests."

The guy at the gym

"So there's this guy at the gym. He's kinda cute and has got a 'fro. He likes to talk to me. I can't tell my housemates cos they'll take the piss. The other day he walked past me and accidently stroked my thigh, I liked it though. So much a bit of wee came out."

Don't leave your account open!